CRASHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD APPROACHING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tidal wave of spam is about to slam down on your email. We're talking horrendous amounts of phony emails packed with sick porn. These scumbags are trying to cheat you out of your hard-earned dollars, so be totally vigilant. Don't click on any buttons in these emails, and flag them immediately. Stay safe ou